FLAT FEE: $0.00  •  SINCE FOREVER

World-Class Commercial
Real Estate Advice.
Absolutely Free.

Bellingham's premier zero-dollar advisory firm. Decades of experience, millions in deal flow, and one (1) client who has never once been invoiced.

Meet Our Only Client View Pricing (It's $0)
💸 Advice value dispensed to date: $4,283,917  |  Fees collected: $0.00  |  Collection rate: 0.000%

Client Spotlight

Our Entire Client Roster

Some firms serve hundreds of clients. We serve one. Relentlessly. For free.

Ben Kinney, CRE4FREE's only client
CLIENT OF THE YEAR
(EVERY YEAR)

Ben Kinney

Founding Client • Only Client • Repeat Offender

Ben discovered the CRE4FREE program years ago and has been maximizing the membership benefits ever since. Cap rates over coffee. LOI reviews by text. "Quick questions" that last 45 minutes. All complimentary.

Pictured: Ben holding the only payment we have ever received — a piece of paper with our name on it.

His loyalty is unmatched. So is his balance due: $0.00, exactly as negotiated. He's very good at negotiating.

1,000+Questions Asked
$0Total Paid
100%Satisfaction

Complimentary Services

Everything We Offer. All Free.

A full-service commercial real estate advisory, minus the part where anyone gets paid.

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The "Quick Question" Call

Never quick. Always answered. Typically arrives during dinner, on a boat, or seconds after you sit down anywhere comfortable.

$450/hrFREE
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Cap Rate Opinions On Demand

"What would you pay for this?" texted with a blurry listing screenshot. Full underwriting analysis returned within minutes. Gratitude optional.

$2,500FREE
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Late-Night LOI Review

Letters of intent reviewed at hours normally reserved for emergency rooms. Redlines, strategy, and moral support included.

$1,800FREE
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Building Tours Disguised As Hangouts

"Want to grab lunch?" means "walk this 40,000 SF building with me and tell me what it's worth." We know. We go anyway.

$3,000FREE
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Negotiation Strategy Sessions

Decades of deal-making distilled into free coaching, deployed by the client to negotiate deals we are also not paid on.

$5,000FREE
🔮

Market Predictions

Where rates are going. What Bellingham is doing. Which corner will pop next. Accuracy not guaranteed, but neither is payment, so it evens out.

PricelessSTILL FREE

Transparent Pricing

Choose Your Plan

We ran the numbers on all three tiers. The numbers are zero.

Free

$0
per question, forever
  • Unlimited "quick questions"
  • Cap rate hot takes
  • Coffee not included (Ben buys… sometimes)

Enterprise

$0
custom quote (it's zero)
  • Everything in Aggressively Free
  • Dedicated advisor (same guy)
  • SLA: answers before Ben finishes asking

Accounts Receivable

Statement of Account

Our billing department consists of one invoice. It has never been paid. It was never sent.

INVOICE #0001

Bill to: Ben Kinney  •  Terms: Net Never  •  Status: Eternally Outstanding
DESCRIPTIONQTYAMOUNT
CRE advice, misc. (all of it)$4,283,917.00
After-hours availability surcharge1,000+$250,000.00
Listening-to-deal-ideas retainer12 yrs$480,000.00
Friendship discount1–$5,013,917.00
TOTAL DUE$0.00
PAID IN FRIENDSHIP

Remit payment to: nobody, nowhere. This invoice will not be followed up on. It never is.

Verified Reviews

What Our Client Says

All reviews from real clients. All three are the same person.

"Troy gives me free commercial real estate advice."

— Ben Kinney, every time he introduces Troy to anyone

"I was going to hire a consultant, but then I remembered I have Troy's cell number."

— Ben Kinney, probably

"Five stars. Would not pay again."

— Ben Kinney, allegedly

Frequently Asked Questions

FAQ

Is the advice really free?

For Ben? Yes. It has been extensively field-tested. The free model has held up under remarkable volume.

Can I become a client too?

No. The client roster has been at full capacity (1) since inception. You may join the waitlist, which is also the exit.

What are your business hours?

Whenever Ben calls. Historical data suggests this includes dinners, vacations, holidays, and at least one wedding.

Has Ben ever offered to pay?

Legal has advised us not to answer this question on the grounds that it is hilarious.

What's your refund policy?

All zero dollars are fully refundable. To date, zero refunds have been requested and zero have been issued. A perfect record.

Is this a real company?

It is as real as Ben's intention to ever pay for commercial real estate advice.

Need Free CRE Advice?

Great news: if you're Ben Kinney, you already have the hotline number. If you're not Ben Kinney, our rates start at "hire an actual broker."

📞 Call The Ben Hotline